Sell your Cleveland house as-is. Cash in your hand in days, not months.
No repairs. No cleaning. No agent fees. No strangers walking through your home. Tell us about your property and get a straightforward cash offer — you decide if it's right for you.
Three steps. Your schedule.
No open houses, no financing contingencies, no waiting around. Here's exactly what happens after you reach out.
Tell us about your house
Share the address and a few details online or over the phone. Takes about five minutes — no walkthrough required to get started.
Get a fair cash offer
We evaluate the property and present a no-obligation cash offer, usually within 24 hours. Ask questions, take your time.
Close on your schedule
Like the offer? Pick a closing date that works for you — as fast as 7 days, or a few months out if you need it.
Skip everything you dread about selling a house.
Zero repairs needed
Sell exactly as it stands — leaky roof, dated kitchen, fire damage, or full of belongings. We handle it after closing.
No fees or commissions
The offer you accept is the number you walk away with. No 6% agent commission eating into your proceeds.
No showings or strangers
No staging, no lockboxes, no repeated walkthroughs from buyers who never make an offer.
Real cash, no financing risk
We buy with cash, so there's no lender to reject the loan and blow up your closing at the last minute.
You choose the closing date
Need to move in a week? Need three months to sort things out? We build the timeline around you.
A local, familiar face
We're based right here in Cleveland — not a call center in another state. You can talk to a real person, every time.
Whatever brought you here, we've likely seen it before.
OWNED &
OPERATED
★ EST. 2012 ★
Born and raised in Cleveland. We buy houses in the neighborhoods we grew up in.
Uber Property Investments LLC started with one rundown duplex on the near West Side and a simple idea: sellers dealing with a hard situation deserve a straightforward, no-pressure option — not another lowball call center pitch.
Since then we've bought homes across Cuyahoga County in every condition imaginable, from tenant-damaged rentals to houses that sat vacant for years. Every offer comes from someone who actually knows these streets — because we live on them too.
Real people, real closings.
I inherited my mom's house and lived three states away. They handled everything remotely and closed in twelve days.
Cleveland Heights
My tenants trashed the place and I was done being a landlord. Got a fair cash offer with zero judgment about the condition.
Old Brooklyn
We were behind on taxes and stressed about foreclosure. They walked us through every option, no pressure at all.
Lakewood
Proudly serving Greater Cleveland
If your property is in Cuyahoga County or nearby, there's a good chance we can help — even if your neighborhood isn't listed below.
Before you reach out
We're a licensed, local Cleveland business — Uber Property Investments LLC. We're happy to meet in person, share references from past sellers, and walk you through the contract line by line before you sign anything.
We base offers on the property's condition and local comps, and we're transparent about how we arrived at the number. Because there's no agent commission or repair costs on your end, many sellers net a similar amount to a traditional sale — without the wait.
As quickly as 7 days if you need it, or on a timeline that's months out if that works better for you. You set the date.
No. There are no commissions, no closing costs charged to you, and no fees for getting an offer. What we offer is what you receive at closing.
Any condition. We regularly buy houses with fire or water damage, foundation issues, code violations, or years of deferred maintenance — no repairs or cleanup needed on your part.
Not at all. Getting an offer is free and carries no obligation. You can take time to think it over, compare it to other options, or simply say no thanks.
Get your no-obligation cash offer today.
Fill out the short form below, or call/text us directly. Either way, you'll hear from a real person — not a script.